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Attila the Valley Girl
A Novelette
2022
13,800 words

Attila the Hun, except he's a complete valley girl, dressed in hot pink and drinking coffeum from an upturned human skull. Caesar's sister has offered herself in marriage to the barbarian king, yet Caesar is dead-set against it. Now, at a tense summit at the Monteus Carleus Gambling House, the fate of the empire hangs in the balance.

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