End of the World (2024), 5800 words

The Wedding of Jay Shanahan (2022), 5000 words

The Funeral of Andy Buttons (2023), 3300 words

And the Werewolf Came Out of the

       Woods and Took Over the Dance Floor (2023),

       5250 words

High-Jinks on the High Seas (2023), 4250 words

Trial of the Century (2019), 2600 words

Stalin's a Whore (2021), 2200 words

It's Called Soccer (2022), 1200 words

Pablito (2023), 1200 words

The Empress' Eager Udders (2022), 1000 words

Those Rumours About Catherine the Great

       (2022), 600 words